Hello there, all you feminists. Let me tell you one thing, it’s
a bad time to be a woman. It will always be a bad time to be a woman, and , oh
you suddenly agree to that? Well, hold your horses. Your being a feminist is
only your ego lashing out, desperate to hold on to something that renders a woman
even remotely respected. Notice how I said respectED and not respectABLE. Women
are always respectable, but then deep down inside, we all know you(man and
woman alike) don’t respect a woman. However much you want to scream at me right
now, and well, remind me of the fact that I'm a woman too, the fact remains the
same. Since you were a kid, you’ve been taught to disrespect ‘the female’, and
by example no less. That girl in your grade who you pushed around and bullied because you had
a ‘crush’ on her, or well, simply. Your sister, whose plaits you’ve pulled
since as long as you can remember, and then branded it sibling-affection. Your mother
who you have manipulated into giving you extra money to have that canteen meal
which your father refused to. Men have always found ways of disrespecting
women, be it a teacher who has given you the gift of knowledge, or your mother
who, well, bore you for 9 months, or that girl you saw drunk the other day on
the road.
This, as has been repeatedly observed, everyone denies. “No,
I’m not like other people you know, I have grown up with three sisters and I TOTAlly
respect them” if you catch them on a normal day, you could often hear them say,
“MAN did you LOOK at that ass. That shit is what I'm gonna tap one day. *hooting
and grins*”. Hitting a woman, as a
matter of fact, is not as demeaning as ordering her to get your tea and then
getting pissed off when she hasn’t mixed the sugar. Yes sir, open your eyes,
this is a human being working, physically, as much as you are and emotionally,
probably even more. Oh and that’s another thing. You're having a fight with your
girlfriend and then you tell her, “hey I love you, just wait for a couple days.
You’re PMSing , it will pass. Don’t worry.”
Well while we are at it, I'm gonna take up the age old
dilemma of gender disparity. A boy drinks, comes back to hostel with a couple
smokes and his friends are like, “bhai, ab bohot ho gaya, stop smoking. Try toh
kar.” Replace the boy with a girl and you hear, “dude, go to so and so room,
you can smell smoke from outside. Her parents haven’t taught her anything or
what?”, “ oh that girl? Yea yea, Ive seen her drunk a lot of times.” And a
third one joins in,” oh yea man, I saw her making out with this guy the other
day. What a slut.”. now this was an example of a woman’s reaction to their
kind. All unicorns and rainbows. What about a man, you say? What does a man
think? “dude she’s so badass, but naah, she’s not the kind of girl you date,
you know because my girlfriend will be decent .. blah blah” and the works.
A woman will always remain a plaything to EVERY man on earth. She’s
the one you will go to when you need comforting. She’s also the one
you(straight men) will go to when you are horny. She is nothing but a device to
you, a device you can appreciate from time to time, revel in its beauty or that
new tube dress that accentuates her figure, but you will never consider her your
equal. She has climbed mountains, smashed world records, won laureates, has
patents. She has given birth to you, she has seen to your every demand, she has
held your hand and sat by you when she had a cabinet full of work, she has
tended to you with no complaints selflessly. And you won’t acknowledge it, why?
Because , “I’m a man, I'm stronger and smarter than you, you can take care of
the babies while I prove my masculinity to others by insulting and ordering
you.” Even if you do, even if a woman sparks that inspiration and admiration in
you, you say, “I like women on top*pun intended*. The alpha woman, who is the best among all”
because why, it flatters your ego.
Basically, if you are a woman with ego, ambitions, emotions and natural human needs,
my sincere condolences.
